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Is Your High Tech Gadget Loving Family Prepared for the Google G. Phone
Your obsession with things searchable, Google G. maps, Google search, Google G. mail, youtube is not just a matter of style -- it's a matter of connection with the best search engine on the planet. Also it reminds you transcience of time. At the same time, you'll benefit from connecting with some of your deepest values: connecting with your loved ones with gmail, finding out your girlfriends favorite restaurant because she has special diet needs and she will be preparing for a colon operation using Google maps, finding for your girlfriend whose on the verge of a nervous breakdown by looking up a you tube video that will chant to her own mama she vie ya. Please click on the video below to listen to this amazing chant.
Your incredible caring for your friends which are valued more for your power of strength in love than fashion sense, the Google Gphone will definitely growing your heart. Some of the technical information I will provide a speculation. I would be lying to you if I told you that I knew exactly when the Google phone will roll out on the assembly lines. The only people who know are the Google staff members who apparently are on the top 100 list of the best most desired companies to work for. I mean who wouldn't want to
- receive a $5,000 cash bonus to buy a green car
- have all your Google work clothes dry cleaned for free
- be able to take a play break whenever you would like to catch a game of: volleyball, basketball, soccer, racquetball, squash and underwater ballet acrobatics without being penalized and yelled at by the boss for wasting time and playing instead of working.
- have a professional award-winning chef cooked you the most delicious food imaginable and not have to ever worry about buying lunch, breakfast or even dinner. The only other time I saw this happen was for mutual fund managers that work for AGF, I was very envious that every time I took a coffee break I saw this incredible chef with a full kitchen cooking fresh meals for the money managers. Never ever will you ever have to nuke your leftover dinner from last night for lunch. No wonder the Google staff members are so popular, happy and nourished, I would be too if I never have to go and buy groceries and be fed organic high-quality food.
- attend Google parties where there are three floors of the most delicious all-you-can-eat seafood, fish, organic beef, roasted pork, and an array of other gourmet meals that are too many to mention. In the beginning when Google would host at their Google campus these wild parties, is not uncommon to walk away with 10 Google golf shirts, five google baseball caps, a full stomach, and other wonderful Google memorabilia that you would never be able to buy anywhere else. Unfortunately if you go to an SES search engines strategy workshop held in California, you'll have to be one of the selected lucky members that will attend this wild party. Did I tell you that both food and the booze is free too? [Sidenote: I remember going to a Yahoo party and I was so shocked by how frugal they were, you actually had hostesses hand of these penny size meatballs and you were lucky if you actually were offered a maximum of three tiny size hors d'oeuvres that would satisfy a two-year-old. You were limited to only one free drink]
- be surrounded by ecstatic, happy, playful, loving, childlike coworkers that are not out to stab your back because everyone is too busy being happy and being fairly compensated that there's no room in their heart to send you negative energy
- receive Google shares that are worth so much money that depending on how long and what position you work for you can retire a very wealthy person and have an investment banker teacher how to put it in a organized, balanced portfolio in live off the dividends for the rest of your life on this planet