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There will be a handful of very very very lucky individuals this weekend that will have access to unlimited amount of dumplings that are handmade from scratch. In addition to stuffing our faces with handmade dumplings by a fifth generation woman who one merits seven years ago as being the best bride, and the most wanted female in the village because of her amazing cooking skills. This woman let's call her at Miss Yan is now over 70 years old and she has spoiled her husband to the point where he cannot go to any of the finest gourmet Chinese restaurants in Vancouver because everything fails in comparison to the food that she cooks from home. For Miss Yan and and her husband getting a Mac Iphone is not a high priority in her life. Currently her daughter flew from China and is taking care of her and I've met her daughter and she's a wonderful wonderful wonderful lady.
If you have $3000 extra in the bank and don't mind paying for this toto high technology toilet which warms your backside while you're doing your business and many other things which I won't go into in detail in this article because this is not a review of the most luxurious toilet on the planet. A personal side note, in 1986 when I was in Japan which was over 20 years ago, I was sent there for six months to train with a university team where the reigning world champion and a 62 kg weight class of the world. His name was Kasawaki sensei. I think he was in his 30s than and we were accustomed to training six hours a day in judo. Our early-morning training would not be complete until we've done a five-mile run in his fishing village called Katsurra in Chiba Ken. For some reason I had to use a bathroom and my instructor had asked her politely for this farmer to let me use his facilities. And I experience for the first time the high-technology toto toilet. And let me tell you, if I have $3000 at a house to put it in I would buy that immediately.
In fact I asked Miss. Yan number two if she had a choice between the Toto toilet and the Mac Iphone for her engagement gift which would she choose? Her answer was; The toto High performance Toilet with an Iphone attached to it.
She explained, "To me connecting with my boyfriend using voice over IP skype, microblogging is just as important as owning a luxurious toilet. I would want all 3 - Toto Toilet,, a Totoro stuffed animal and an Mac phone. Since I have a long-distance relationship, I live in Vancouver and he lives Taiwan.
Miss Yan #2 said, I once had a holiday with my boyfriend and he surprised me by booking a weekend at this luxurous hotel. We had the whole floor to ourselves. When I entered the many bathrooms, this one had a phone attached to the toilet. This is where I got my idea of wanting a high performance toilet and a phone at the same time so I am always connected to him even if I am in the lou.
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