Guest author: Oscar Hemmingway
Especially when your car is in the shop and you have to run around like a mad man
On Valentine's day to buy something memorable for your wife or girlfriend or even boyfriend.
We on the blogbrity on www.free-cellular-phone-deals.com do not discrimmate against anyone due to racial background, spiritual background or sexual orientation. Yesterday while I was grabbing some delicious lamb shank at a Greek Neighborhood eating outlet, I over heard a lady tell her 3 companions, I have never seen gay men. The other day I saw 2 men kissing. We are now in the 20th century and we need to be open to all kinds of relationships. In fact this lady was dining out with a japanese lady in her 40s and a Brazilian male husband in his 30s. Why is it that some men who have this youthful look. He looked like he was in his early 30s and his wife looked more like she was his mother in her 50s. Why do so many japanese people want to go to see the northern lights in Edmonton or go camping? I guess they are accustomed to all the media frenzy of japanese travel firms advertising it costing $15 000 for a 1 week adventure to watch the northern lights.
Anyway. unlike my hockey buddies who in January already ordered their female companions, from victoria secrets, I keep putting it off. And because I value my girlfriends privacy, i can not tell you what I got for her for valentine. I would be invading our we space as my somatic experiencing therapist calls it.
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To my surprise, the Japanese husband pulls out the Sprint HTC touch phone and ask his wife to take a picture of him and the guy sitting next to him. at first I thought they were exchange students staying at this couples house with an Irish accent. But when the Japanese lady turned around she looked to be the same age as the irish lady. I was in my car from 7:00am and stopped at 7 places to buy a series of valentine's presents for my future wife. Thank goodness I have hired a reliable male gay maid to come to my house from 7 - 11am to clean my place from top to bottom. When my girlfriend visits me, she expects to place to be clean not like a tornado or a 2 year old kid when through my whole house. The things you do for love. I certainly was not going to get up at 2:00am to clean my house, I am a fast hockey player, but when it comes to house work I move in slow motion and if you were not looking closely, you think I was a 70 year old guy, even though I am only 39 years old. Anyway the Brazilian fellow was ranting and raving about the HTC touch phone, he was excited to tell every one that his: father, uncle, and best friend owned a HTC touch phone and they sat around eating football munchies 1 weekend teaching him all the ins and outs of using the phone, while his mother barbecued an entire lamb to feed the whole gang! check out the youtube video
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